A day of Cricket with ma Pals!

CRICKET! & SARTHAK!!!! - a very odd pair... & very shocking for many who know me
but it did happen... i went to play cricket with NISHEETH, ISHAN, ABHISHEK, SWAPNIL, SUDEEP & most imp. of all SHUBHAM
I was told that these guys go to play everyday cricket in a field near B.H.U (near BHU not in BHU, mind it)Ghar par baithe baithe bore to ho hi raha hu aajkal + mere ander ki khiladi wali aatma jag gayi! to bola chalo aaj hamau cricket khelab
Bas fir kya tha.... at 5 myself and Nishu reached the assigned destination. Abhishek, Ishu, Sudeep n Swapnil were already there.... (chal koi baat nahi, kabhi humlog bhi jhadu pocha lagane chale jayenge sabse pehele! haso mat yaar... samaj seva karte hai ye sab... very good boys!)Any way getting back to the picture...... so only after i reached there i realised the seriousness of the situation... Where we were standing right now was a huge feild with pretty loose soil which makes it very hard for players to run (we don't have to worry for the diving part coz no one does..... i don't know what came over him but ishan did, but that part later) also there were a number of half naked kallu kallu kids half hanging over cycles of double their size the motion of which was direction less and u can very well imagine our players running into them! However some 1 is assigned to keep them on the track then to fall over the pitch or play football with their tiers with our ball (oopsssss i mean cricket ball)Ok getting back to what the game... to my very surprise (actually i wasn't surprise but every one else asked me to be) SUDEEP was captain of our team!!!! Chal yaar koi baat nahi agar banda ek do chakke laga de to kya bura hai, bassharte usme balla uthane ki taqat honi chahiyeOh! ya i did forget to mention we all were on one team.. playing against the localides, so u can very well imagine why was made to be surpeise on SUDEEP being captain
Soon toss was done and we won the toss.... ( ithink so coz i was no where near it but theytold me we were batting first.. so may be we won)..... see one thing i wna't to clearly state now only either u loose or win, important thing is you played and this statement plays a central role in our game coz we generally losse (bhaiyo gussana mat plz, see i have said generally not always)Now getting along with the game again... so as being on the batting team hum log door pe bike lagake baith gaye our opening batsmen were SUDEEP & SWAPNIL! So as least bothered with the game i was talking to other players and cracking jokes!!!Suddenly i heard someone shouting ************** & ****** also ********* oh ya this one too *************** Obeviously aur kaun yaar- 'ISHAN'........uska kehna tha **** SUDEEP ******* opening kar raha hai.. that ******** saale ko balla uthane to aata nahi hai, saare ball jhilata hai aur pata nahi kya kya (i'm a bit week in the cricket slang, u knw!)Koi gal nahi yaar match njoy kar yaar... so i was talkin to others aur jaise hi maine peeche mud ke dekha to SUDEEP chale aa rahe the played 3 balls or so, i think....... (haso mat yaar theek hai, kabhi kabhi sachin bhi 0 pe out hota hai iska matlab ye thodi hai ki SUDEEP achha nahi khelta hai)Chalo kamse kam ISHAN khush tha cozz SUDEEP ***** out ho gaya tha & the trail continued... ek jaata dusra aata.. mushkil se 5 - 10 min. hi reh pata maidaan me. Over khatm, hum log baithe hi reh gaye bike par.Are ha! SHUBHAM!!! is beech aa gaya (theek hai be, wo aajkal casio bajana seekh raha hai.. bechare ke sir aate hai wo 5 baje nahi aa sakta phir bhi 5:45 tak aane ki koshish karta hai.. aur khelta bhi achha hai.. bataunga na, thoda intezaar karo dear)Pehele captain se nipat lu Sudeep jab khel raha tha then i noticed he's wearing a AIRTEL t-shirt, maine turant poocha ki usko kitna de rahe hai airtel waale add karne ka!!! ABHISHEK ne bataya 5 rupya saalana... to jab SUDEEP wapas aaya maine usse kaha- "SUDEEP u disspointed me, bas 5 rupaye saalana are kuch to meri izzat ka khyal kiye hote.. mere dost ho tum!" ispar SUDEEP ka kehna tha "Mai aathane me kar raha hu, har saal ke end me Lemon chus dete hai AIRTEL wale.. phla phla phla..." (let me clear that 'PHLA PHLA' koi SUDEEP ke home made dictionary ka word nahi hai but the air comin out from his mouth... wo bolta kam phookta zyada hai )Ab hamari baari thi khelne ki but this is a pretty boring part as well kaafi lamba ho gaya hai tum log bore ho rahe hoge, so i'll skip that portion, we lost any way.... ya i'll like mention i was given fielding and did get to hold the ball in hand once after match and the only time i touched it iske baad maine ball ko chuan hi nahi, naali me gir gaya tha aur saale bina doye hi khel rahe the, bas laath marta raha The second match got intresting we lost the toss, hehehehe & were given fielding. My pals love me a lot n they very well know Sarthak ko daur bhag pasand nahi so they asked me to field at a shorter distance jaha ball aati hi nahi hai!!! (waise bhi ball aati bhi to mai choota nahi) Any way the Fast & the Furious game started... as the name decides we had fast balling and they had furious batting. It was a eight over match jo khatam hone ka naam hi nahi le raha tha. Ek hi jagah khade-khade ub chuke the... batsman andha dhun hamare team ki dhulayi kar rahe the saale 1-2 run kya hota hai jante hi nahi the har ball pe chauwa, chakka... aur agar nahi maar paye to 'No ball'! Phir bhi hum log date rahe aakhri over tak(majboori bhi thi, fielding chor ke ja bhi nahi sakte the) Mujhe to aadat nahi hai par we should really thank thoes guys jinhone hamare baki team members ko itni achhi exercise karwayi, ek baar bhi baithne nahi diya baar baar boundry ke chakkar lagwa rahe the But i must say SHUBHAM achha khela, very good bowler! I observed him closely (hey! not that closely ok! gande bachhe and-band mat socho, game pe dhyan do), wo puri josh ke saath daur ke aata hai balling karne phir crase ke pass aake ruk jata hai, phie ball phekta hai... are yaar to daudte kyo ho??? Chal bhai after all it's SHUBHAM MATAH inki adaye niraali hai, hamari samajh ke pare hai! Par bahut achha khela.. as ABHISHEK stated jaha koi wicket na gire waha wickets missed count kar lo... so according to SHUBHAM usne 5 catches aur 1 wicket diya tha jo ki miss kar diya gaya! Kab? ye mujhse mat poocho plz! Oh! did i forget to mention our very good bowlers ABHISHEK & SWAPNIL (PADREY CHATE ****). Awsome balling by them.. when both of them were balling (i'm very very new to the field so i judge by what ppl say) i could here ppl shoughting.. "BAHUT SAHI", "AISE HI DAALO" (kya dalo), "BALLING!", "SAALE FULLTOSS MAT DAALO.. CHAKKE PE CHAKKA LAGAYE JA RAHE HAI" "BHAK BHO*****", "SUDEEPWA HATAO BE ISKO, MATAH TUM BALLING KARO"... & bahut kuch aisa hi.... still they only chillane wale balling ke aas paas bhi nahi aate Are ha, one more prety intresting cheez hui... maine kaha tha na ball naali me gir gayi thi! ha sahi me...apna ISHAN daura tha baal ke peeche par bechara itna halka hai ki baal usse aage nikal jaati hai, ISHAN ko air friction ke against kaafi work karna padta hai... any way... still he manages good. Kaafi der tak wo wahi khada raha humlogo ko samajh nahi aaya ki kya hua... phir mai socha khel to nahi raha chalo ball ko hi nikala jaye... SUDEEP aur mai gaye ISHAN ke paas to pata chyala ball nale me gir gayi hai aur ishaan ne teen nange ladko ko utarwa diya usme ball nikalne ke liye... aur saale nikal bhi laye... SUDEEP itna khush ho gaya ki ladke se bolta hai meri shakl dekh lo, mujhe yaad rakhna! (i was so scared.. SUDEEP!!! i never knew... ) phir wo bola mujhse kal 5 rupaye le lena.... phir SUDEEP meri or palta.. SARTHAK 5 rupayee do be. (WHAT THE F**K) saale mai kyo du?! , phir bhi dayalu SARTHAK ne apni jeb se 5 rupaye ka 1 sikka nikal ke de diya ISHAN ke haath me, to bolta hai abe chutta nahi hai 3 bachhe the... Bhak saale............... (iske aage mai likhna nahi chahta, kya hua)The eight over match was over with not a single wicket down & a target of 105 runs. I thought of doing opening this time, so took the bat in hand (1st time, 1st time in the match yaar.. not life, maine bhi 1 baat kharid ke rakhha hua hai ghar par.. use dekhta hua choota hu, dost mang mang ke le jaate hai khelne, saale tod bhi diye) SUDEEP mere pass aata hai, maine usse kaha mai opening kar raha hu, bechara dar gaya... mujhse bola SARTHAK we have a target of 105 runs.. maine kaha theek hai be.. mai peheli ball pe bold ho jaunga fir khelna tumlog! Wo aur dar gaya ISHAN ISHAN chillane laga... mujhe hasi aa gayi.. maine kaha theek hai be tumhi karo batting!.. & we aere back to our bike... this time SUDEEP & sum1 else (known as Abhishek bhaiya, i don't know) were in the opening & soon Ishan was called in, ABHISHEK chillane laga saala orderly bazaar se aata hai 3 ball khelne ke liye bas, ISHAN bola- abe 5 ball khele the peechli baar.... we knew we'll lose so apne me hi batiyane lage.. we saw thoes same half naked guys, none of them more than 5 feets, playin football.. Nisheeth bola abe hum logo ko bhi yehi khelna chahiye tha,,, sirf daudna rehta hai aur ball ko laath se marni rehti hai... maine bhi socha sahi hai, waise bhi cricket me bhi kuch yehi kaam kar raha tha But soon ISHAN'S batting caught our attention... saala chauwa peeth raha tha... by half of the overs we reached half the score of our target (A GR8 MATCH WAS GOIN ON BETWEEN CHAKKA N CHAUWA TEAM.. WE WERE CHAUWAS N THEY WERE CHAKKAS! HEHEHEHEHE)so now we thought of cheering up ISHAN. Hum log jaise hi gaye ishan ne ek aur chauwa laga diya.. "SABASH ISHAN", "LAGE RAHO", "MAARO" (KISKI MAARO??? PATA NAHI RAHE RAHE IN LOGO KO KYA HO JATA HAI.. AND BAND CHILLANE LAGTE HAI. THANK GOD LADKE HI THE WAHA PAR {THIK HAI YAAR SHUBHAM KO BHI LADKO ME GIN SAKTE HO} ) Phir mai chillaya - "DIKHA DO ISHAN TUM ODERLY BAZAAR SE ITNI DOOR KITNE BALLS KHELNE AAYE HO" saala out ho gaya! Jab kareeb 2 over baki tha we needed 20 runs to win... us waqt 1 bhaiya ne kaha hum log chahe to abhi bhi jeet sakte hai, it is then i realised (hum logo pe taras khake) they r letting us WIN... wahi mai sochu apni team jeeth rahi hai!! are jeet bhi rahi hai aur 100 run bhi banarahi hai was really hard to believe...Any way we did win & got the prize decided - "PARLEY-G" (5 rupaye wala)ISHAN was declaired as the man of the match, humlogo ne khushi se uske charo haath pao pakad ke hawa me uchaalne lage... 1...2...3...4...5... then i said abe 105 tak!... DHADAM, ISHAN was on the ground... are nahi-nahi daro mat sahi salamat hai.. are hamara sher hai wo ISHAN SINGH singh hai + uska sunsighn bhi LEO hai use kuch ho hi nahi sakta.. yakeen na ayye to kabhi chalte hue scooter se use dhakel ke dekh lena....uske baad bhi humlogo ki aawarapanti chalti rahi.. but wo sab kisi aur din kisi aur topic me...filhaal this is how i njoyed a day of cricket with ma pals....and u know the intresting part???aaj phir match hai n mai decide karke ja raha hu ki man laga ke khelunga! , wish me luck guys!!!!

Something I wrote for a dear frnd a long while ago...

Her is as I will know u always...
not u nor she, but her.
Though I kind of like she, but even on my cell u will be her...always.

Wat shud I say bout this girl,
shud I say I know her, shud I say I dont...
its hardly been 4-5 months since I came in contact with her,
and ppl say sometimes it takes a lifetime to know someone completely.

But then ppl also say, that sometimes one encounter is enuf to know if she is the one!!!

She likes to think she is the one, the absolute, the chosen...
how shud I tell her that she is like everyone, maybe a bit rough on the edges!

She thinks whatever she wants to, and believes what she believes,
Shud I tell her that friends (like me) are to be listened to, sometimes...

She knows she is not Miss India,
Does she know, that its the insides that matters?

She really thinks someone would 'doctor' her photo and make her wear something awful.
shud I tell her who wud take the pains too!!!

She likes to think she has someone, rather holding on to someone,
Does he even know he is tagging her along?

Maybe she gets him, maybe she dosent,
I know but, whosoever she is with, wud be the happiest guy!

Will she be happy?
Ofcourse she will!
After all she is optimistic and as docile as a cow!

She speaks too fast, and I am sure some ppl don't like her,
But who said u have to be liked by one and all?

She talks dirty with me, bout things unimaginable!!!
She shudnt open this much up for everyone!

Now, she is the boss in her house, everybody listens to her.
Wen she gets married, she says she wud let her 'hubby' decide everything
from what she wears to where they go to eat.

Wen I ask how is she sooo 'Indian Nari', sooo simple,
she says most girls are like her,
maybe she doesn't know how rare she is...

She is weird, stupid, and totally dumb!
no explanations here, she really is all that and more!

She says she doesnt want to share me,
does she also know I wish the same...?

She thinks I may forget her,
and its true! I am forgetful after all!

She wants to share her problems with me all her life,
I think she knows its rather me sharing mine most of the time!

Does she trust me?
I don't know...
She doesn't like to talk bout 'him'
She doesn't tell me much until I ask,
Wen she is sad she says 'will tell u later'
but never really opens up...

She keeps saying, 'don't like to talk over the net'
and 'will tell u wen we meet'
sometimes I think they r excuses, what does she think?

I am an average guy, average background,
not a hunk, not too intelligent either,
mediocre in every respect.
why does she waste time with me?
Is it just because of me,
or she doesn't have anyone else to talk to?

Whatever it is, I don't care,
I shud also tell her, that
I havent chatted with anyone else
as much as I have with her...

She wrote a testi for me once,
and now wants me to write this!
I write this coz She is sad,
I bet by the time she reads the last line,
she wud be either crying or smiling!
Worth the pain my fingers took both ways!

Hope she returns the favour sometime soon!
and I dont want to hear that she is not good with words,
coz that cant be, she is soo good on the inside!

She wrote in my testi, that I need to be told wat to do,
and she hopes, she gives me, the right advice.
She just cannot know how right she is.

Big infy, lots of ppl, large cities, many frnds,
In the end, will she remember me is the question,
I hope she does,
coz yes, I am forgetful.

School ke bahar ek aur zindagi

Raah dekhi thi is din ki kab se,Aage ke sapne saja rakhe thay naa jane kab se,Bade utawle thay yahaan se jaane ko,Zindagi ka agla padaav paane ko,Par naa jane kyon dil mein aaj kuch aur aata hai,Waqt ko rokne ko jee chahta hai,Jin baton ko lekar rote thay,Aaj un par hansi aati hai,Naa jaane kyon aaj un palon ki yaad bahut aati hai.Kaha karta tha badi mushkil se itne saal seh gaya,Par aaj kyon lagta hai ki kuch peeche reh gaya,Kahin ankahi hazaaron batein reh gayi,Na bhoolne wali kuch yaadein reh gayi,Meri taang ab kaun kheencha karega,Sirf mera sir khane ko kaun mera peechha karega.Jahaan 2000 ka hisaab nahin wahaan 2 rupaye ke liye kaun ladega,Kaun raat bhar saath jag kar padega,Kis ki gaadi main poochhe bina le jaunga,Kaun mere naye naye naam banayega.

Main ab bina matlab kis se ladoonga,Bina topic ke kis se faalto baat karoonga,Kaun fail hone par dilasa dilayega,Kaun galti se number aane par gaaliyaan sunayega.Aise dost kahaan milenge,Jo khai mein bhi dhakka de aayein,Par phir tumhein bachane khud bhi kood jayein,Mere gaano se pareshaan kaun hoga,Kabhi mujhe kisi ladki se baat karte dekh hairaan kaun hoga,Kaun kahega saale tere joke pe hansi nahin aai,Kaun peechhe se bula ke kahega aage dekh bhai.Movies main kis ke saath dekhhonga,Kis ke saath boring lectures jheloonga,Mere asli certificates ko raddi kehne ki himmat kaun karega,Bina dare sachi rai dene ki himmat kaun karega.Stage par ab kis ke saath jaoonga,Juniors ko faltoo ke lectures kaise sunaonga,Achanak bin matlab ke kisi ko bhi dekh kar paglon ki tarah hasna,Naa jaane yeh phir kab hoga,Keh do doston ye dobaara sab hoga

Doston ke liye professor se kab lad payenge,Kya hum ye phir kar payenge,Raat ko 2 baje kaun mere liye coffee banayega,Tez gaadi chalane ki shart kaun lagayega,Kaun mujhe meri kabiliyat par bharosa dilayega,Aur zyada hawa mein udne par zameen pe layega.Meri khushi mein sach mein khush kaun hoga,Mere gam mein mujh se Zyada dukhi kaun hoga,Meri yeh kavita kaun padega,Kaun ise sach mein samjhega.Bahut kuch likhna abhi baaki hai,Kuch saath shayad baaki hai,Bas ek baat se dar lagta hai doston,Hum ajnabi na ban jayein doston,Zindagi ke rangon mein dosti ka rang feeka na pad jaye,Kahin aisa na ho doosre rishton ki bheed mein dosti dum tod jaye.Zindagi mein milne ki fariyaad karte rehna,Agar na mil sakein to kam se kam yaad karte rehna,Chahe jitna hass lo aaj mujh par,Main bura nahi manooga,Is hansi ko apne dil mein basa loonga,Aur jab yaad aayegi tumhari,Yehi hansi lekar thoda muskura loonga.